When Tim Tebow does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the world down.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.